Spanglish Candle Collection – Me Vale Madre, No Es Mi Pedo, A La Chingada – Funny Mexican Affirmation Soy Candles

🇲🇽 Sassy, Spanglish, and Smells Amazing

The Spanglish Candle Collection is made for anyone who loves bold humor, bilingual vibes, and a seriously good-smelling home. These candles aren’t just about smelling good — they’re about feeling seen.

For the kids who grew up on the border, or in households where dinner conversations switched between English y español without skipping a beat. For the ones who knew exactly when mom’s chancla was coming, and who could translate anything better  for abuela than any official interpreter.

✨ Choose Your Vibe & Scent:

• Me Vale Madre – A phrase every tía has said at least once. “I don’t give a f*ck.” Calming lavender & cashmere vanilla for when you need to just let it all go.

• No Es Mi Pedo – The ultimate drama shield. “It’s not my problem.” Warm oud & teak woods to keep the chisme on the other side of the room.

• A La Chingada – The catch-all for bad days. “F*ck it.” Cleansing palo santo & bergamot to clear the air (and your mood).

🖤 Product Details:

• 9 oz soy wax candle

• 50+ hour burn time

• Hand-poured in California

• Comes in a white gift box (ready to gift to your favorite prima)

• Prop 65 ingredient-free

• Vegan • Phthalate-free • Paraben-free

• Carcinogen-free • Mutagen-free • Skin safe

🎁 Perfect For:

• Anyone who lives in Spanglish

• Birthdays, housewarmings, and just-because gifts

• People who appreciate a little cultura with their candlelight