Smells Like I Own This F*cking Place

Smells like total main character energy.

Whether you’re celebrating your new home or blessing someone else’s space with a hilarious gift, our “Smells Like I Own This F*cking Place” candle is bold, clean-burning, and unapologetically funny.

✨ Candle Details
• 9 oz soy candle
• Approx. 50+ hour burn time
• Clean ingredients – no Prop 65 warning required
• Professionally printed label from a local San Diego print shop
• Black metal lid + white gift box
• Packaged with recyclable, biodegradable materials
• Candle size: 3.5” high x 3” wide
• Hand-poured in sunny San Diego

🎁 Perfect For
• Housewarming gifts with attitude
• Hostess gifts
• New homeowner baskets
• Realtor client thank-you gifts
• Funny gift exchanges
• Treating your boss b*tch self

🐶 Every candle helps a dog in need.
We donate a portion of every sale to dog rescues. Good candles, good cause. You can find more info on our IG @improper_candles

🔥 P.S. This is just one of our bestselling funny home candles!
Check out our shop for more laugh-out-loud labels perfect for new homes, birthdays, and general bad*ssery.